The husband writes to his wife, expressing his decision to leave after seven years of marriage. He cites recent events that made him feel unappreciated:

• She didn’t notice his new haircut.

• She ignored the favorite meal he cooked.

• She didn’t acknowledge his new silk boxers.

• He concludes by stating that he’s leaving her and moving to West Virginia with her sister.

  The Wife’s Response:

  In her reply, the wife counters each of his points:X (formerly Twitter)

  • She noticed the haircut but thought it made him look like a girl.

  • She no longer eats pork, so the meal didn’t appeal to her.

  • She saw the price tag on the boxers and suspected they were bought with money her sister borrowed from her.

  She then reveals that she had quit her job because she won $10 million in the lottery and had planned a trip to Jamaica for them. However, since he left, she wishes him well. She ends with a twist, mentioning that her sister was once named Carl, implying a gender transition.

  This story is a piece of humorous fiction and has been shared widely for entertainment purposes.