JOKE OF THE DAY: An old man calls his son

When Comfort Breeds Comedy

As couples grow older, they often settle into a cozy rhythm. That comfort sometimes leads to trying things far outside the usual boundaries. While it can be heartwarming, it can also land in awkward—or downright hilarious—territory.

Let the Game Begin

In the following joke, an older couple finds joy in a moment that spirals into unexpected laughter. Whether you see yourself in their shoes or just along for the ride, one thing’s certain—you’re in for a good laugh.

Fart Football: A Senior Showdown

An elderly man and his wife lie quietly in bed.

Suddenly, the man farts and proudly announces, “Seven points.”

Confused, his wife rolls over and asks, “What in the heck are you talking about?”

Grinning, he replies, “I’m playing fart football!”

Touchdown Tactics

A few minutes later, his wife lets one rip and declares, “Touchdown! Tie score.”

The game heats up. Five minutes pass. The man farts again and cheers, “Touchdown! I’m winning 14 to 7!”

Determined not to lose, his wife fires back with another fart. “The score is tied!” she shouts.

Halftime Surprise

Feeling the pressure, the old man pushes hard—too hard. Instead of a fart, he accidentally soils the bed.

Hearing the sound, his wife asks, “What in the world was that?”

Without missing a beat, the old man says, “That’s the whistle for halftime. Switch sides.”

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